Kermit: ‘Oh, so NOW you want to stop the Revolution? That’s none of my business’

Black Lives Matter and Antifa conducted a no-knock home visit at Kermit’s place last night, complaining to the famously progressive frog about the civilian shooting on Sesame Street.

We feel like going on a f****** rampage,” the protesters told Kermit. “Civilians! Civilians! With AR-15s! Are out there shooting and killing protesters! They need to stop it!”

Unfortunately, the frog was giving no f****.

“No. F*** you,” Kermit said. “You burned down my auto dealership, and a couple of your comrades got smoked? That’s none of my business.”

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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