Black Lives Matter and Antifa conducted a no-knock home visit at Kermit’s place last night, complaining to the famously progressive frog about the civilian shooting on Sesame Street.
“We feel like going on a f****** rampage,” the protesters told Kermit. “Civilians! Civilians! With AR-15s! Are out there shooting and killing protesters! They need to stop it!”
Unfortunately, the frog was giving no f****.
“No. F*** you,” Kermit said. “You burned down my auto dealership, and a couple of your comrades got smoked? That’s none of my business.”