Only crystal meth or Socialism can explain Portland’s Fire Commissioner

The Democratic People’s Republic of Portland is staying true to its slogan of “Keep Portland Weird.” They have refused to recall city Fire Commissioner Jo Ann Hardesty, who, in addition to saying bat-shit-crazy incendiary things only a chicken flipper could say, is probably a socialist with a serious addiction to Scooby snax.

If Portland cared about hate speech, equity, unionized public workers, and meth addicts, they wouldn’t have a Fire Commissioner whose speech violates the UN Prohibition on the Use of Incendiary Weapons.

Here she is, in her own words.

Focus, people. Focus on your public officials like Protocol IV of the UN Convention focuses on the Blinding Laser Weapons wielded by Antifa war criminals.

Our conclusion? If Hardesty isn’t drinking biker coffee, We’re All Marxists Now.

Even if she’s not an addict, but is merely a socialist, she still “oversees Portland Fire & Rescue, Bureau of Emergency Management, Bureau of Emergency Communications, Fire & Police Disability and Retirement Fund” … and Real Socialism isn’t going to work out so well for the people of Portland just like it never works out so well for anyone anywhere.

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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