Whose Life Matters? White man slashes black wife’s allowance by $50,000 a month

A rich old white Irishman reportedly worth $500 million has slashed his black wife’s allowance by 50%, sparking a debate about Whose Life Matters.

My client supports Donald Trump, and is not accustomed to living on $50,000 a month,” the wife said in a statement released by attorney Atticus Finch. “Besides that, it’s immoral to support Black Lives and film movies on stolen Native American land.”

My client hates Trump and loves Black Lives,” the Irishman said in a statement released by attorney Saul Goodman. “And if she can’t say ‘f*ck Trump’ then she’s not allowed to f*ck my client.”

“If she can’t live on $50,000 a month then I’m not an Irishman,” the Irishman replied through attorney Goodman.

“I’m a relatively poor black woman who worked as a flight attendant and restaurant hostess before marrying him,” the wife said through attorney Finch. “And he’s not an Irishman.”

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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