“My client supports Donald Trump, and is not accustomed to living on $50,000 a month,” the wife said in a statement released by attorney Atticus Finch. “Besides that, it’s immoral to support Black Lives and film movies on stolen Native American land.”
“My client hates Trump and loves Black Lives,” the Irishman said in a statement released by attorney Saul Goodman. “And if she can’t say ‘f*ck Trump’ then she’s not allowed to f*ck my client.”
“If she can’t live on $50,000 a month then I’m not an Irishman,” the Irishman replied through attorney Goodman.
“I’m a relatively poor black woman who worked as a flight attendant and restaurant hostess before marrying him,” the wife said through attorney Finch. “And he’s not an Irishman.”