Presidential candidate and former Vice President Joe Biden has released a plan he says will “train Americans for the jobs of the future.”
The plan — titled “What’s Wrong with Being a Trained Marxist?” — taps trained Marxist and Black Lives Matter co-founder Patrisse Cullors for the post of Jobs Czar, and guarantees every American employment and a minimum wage in accordance with the quantity and quality of their work.
“In the past, we tried all sorts of non-communist political lines and strategies to combat racism,” Cullors said as she accepted the appointment to Jobs Czar. “But without the required revolutionary theory, those efforts were doomed to failure. We shall overcome this time.”
The plan also gives every worker “the right to choose their trade or profession, type of job and work in accordance with their inclinations, abilities, training and education, with due account of the needs of society.”
“We tried the free market, and look what it did to my people,” Cullors said. “As Jobs Czar, my only job will be to centrally manage the needs of society and determine which professions my people can choose.”
According to the Biden plan, the right to work and the right to leisure will be ensured by the socialist economic system. All workers will get free training in new trades or professions, opportunities for rational use of free time, and an adequate amount of leisure time established by the Jobs Czar.
“Working people don’t get to visit our National Parks as much as they should,” Biden said. “Under my plan, every worker, regardless of race, color, creed, nationality, gender, etc., will have the equal right to participate in sport, physical culture, camping, and tourism.”
After announcing the plan, Biden challenged Cullors to a push-up contest.