Bubba Wallace declared winner of 2020 NASCAR Cup after noose incident

NASCAR President Steve Phelps has declared Bubba Wallace the winner of the 2020 NASCAR Cup, and that the final race of the season will take place October 25 in St. Petersburg, Russia.

The announcement comes one day after Hawk Newsome, president of Greater New York Black Lives Matter, told FOX News. “If this country doesn’t give us what we want, then we will burn down this system and replace it. All right?”

Black Lives Matter co-founder Patrisse Cullors, who describes herself as a “trained Marxist,” applauded NASCAR’s decision to commemorate the Great October Socialist Revolution of 1917.

“We’ve already overthrown the racist regime of the United States and installed a provisional government of people who think Black Lives Matter,” Cullors said. “The St. Petersburg race is only a few days before the November election, and after that shit is gonna get real.”

“We take Black Lives Matter seriously,” said Phelps, who took over as NASCAR president in 2018. “NASCAR doesn’t want to be on the wrong side of history, especially when history includes armed insurrection by Marxists followed by mass executions.”

“It is my sincere hope that Ms. Cullors doesn’t think I’m just a useful idiot,” Phelps added. “I think I’ve proven that I can be very useful to the movement going forward despite the noose incident.”

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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