Claim: Sources inside the Biden campaign are in negotiations for an upcoming CNN townhall meeting from Minneapolis, Minn., where the Democratic candidate for president will crawl nude through broken glass before giving Al Sharpton a full-body wash with rosewater and frankincense as an act of humility and to prove that Biden is more repentant for his white privilege than anyone in America.
Fact-Check: The Sacramento Brie assigned five layers of fact-checkers to track down the veracity of the claim. We found that the Biden campaign is, in fact, talking with the media about a townhall meeting in Minneapolis. However, MSNBC has confirmed that they will air the show, not CNN, and Mr. Biden will not be entirely nude, but will be wearing the actual swimsuit from his days as a lifeguard in Wilmington, which currently hangs on his office wall as a reminder of the time he laid down the law to the thug named Corn Pop. Also, Sharpton’s staff from MSNBC’s PoliticsNation will graciously provide Biden with kneepads and gloves so he doesn’t die from lacerations and blood loss before he can finish the body-washing ceremony.
Conclusion: We rate the claim Partly True.