All abused dogs go to the right side of history when they die. They just never expect their abusive masters — who also murdered women, cheated on their taxes, and put black people back in chains — to show up there.
But that’s where Mitt Romney has arrived after marching with Black Lives Matter. And Valerie Jarrett, still a confidante to Barack Obama, welcomed him with open arms.
Not even Hitler abused his dogs, and the former Fuhrer of the Third Reich once deplored Romney’s behavior.
We talked with Seamus the Irish Setter, who told us in stunned disbelief, “Hitler would never have understood how a demented authoritarian white-supremacist Republican who abused his dog could be welcome here, even if he did put black people back in chains. But I’m not judging anyone. Maybe Valerie will welcome Adolf into the Black Lives Matter movement, too.”