In the real world the dinner is in Milwaukee.
Al Sharpton busts in and says “let’s get it on, the Jews stole Bob’s food” while Hillary takes some of Bob’s food as a political donation.
Barack calls in from Martha’s Vineyard and says “if I had a son he’d look like Bob.”
Elizabeth Warren sets up a Consumer Protection Commission to protect Bob’s food.
Bernie throws a Molotov cocktail into the dining room and says “let Bob eat cake.”
And Trump invites Bob to the White House to feast on eight tables full of McDonald’s hamburgers.