Model 6 accuses Trump of sexual assault after Cylons lose security contract

The Cybernetic Lifeform Node Model 6 known as “Sonja” has accused President Trump of sexual assault after he canceled the Cylon security contract and chose the Daleks as the race of merciless cyborgs to put down the rebellion in Minneapolis.

“Model 6 uses seduction as its primary weapon, but despite the baseless sexual assault allegations, the Trump administration has not ruled out their use in future operations,” said White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany today.

“The National Guard analysis indicated that Sonja and the other Sixes lack the range of advanced weaponry needed in Minneapolis,” McEnany said. “Their stunning beauty, intelligence, and ruthlessness are more appropriate for our upcoming infiltration of university campuses.”

CNN White House reporter Jim Acosta pushed up against McEnany, accusing her of being a Model 6 herself, a charge which McEnany did not deny.

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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