‘Mask On! Mask Off!’ Pat Morita hired as new CDC spokesman for COVID-19

Pat Morita,best known for his role in the “Karate Kid” movies, has been hired by the Centers for Disease Control to repeatedly tell the American public to either put their masks on, or take their masks off, depending on the science of the hour.

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Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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