
Taking a cue from California, President Trump has signaled that he may send a force of merciless and pitiless cyborgs who demand total conformity to quell the rioting in Minneapolis.
Several years after the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals was ordered to stop using one of the most feared races in the universe to exterminate homeless people, police in Southern California used them to halt street crime forever.
Armed with a variety of weapons, the cyborgs are just the latest in a growing stable of robots employed by law enforcement. The ACLU has threatened to sue President Trump if he dares to vaporize rioters like San Francisco vaporized the homeless in 2017.
“We get the need for total conformity, that’s why we wanted President Trump impeached and Democratic Socialists to take over the country,” said an ACLU spokesman. “We might be okay with a human race war, but it’s just un-American to use extraterrestrial invaders who don’t even share your religion to conduct your race war for you.”