Bernie: ‘Next Progressive presidential candidate will have to be a Russian asset to be elected’

Sen. Bernie Sanders (C-Vermont) said Monday that it is “very, very unlikely” that he will ever run for president again and the “next Progressive candidate will have to be a Russian asset if they hope to be elected.”

Speaking at a Washington Post Live event, Sanders said his 1988 honeymoon in Russia “just didn’t carry enough weight” with the Progressive movement in America.

“If I had it to do over again, I would have visited Lenin’s tomb, sure, Leningrad, of course, and Burlington’s sister city Yaroslavl, but I also would have recruited myself into the KGB,” Sanders said.

“In 2024, any Progressive who wants to compete with the Democrat National Committee will have to actually be a Russian spy,” he continued. “What the Democrats did to Trump in 2016 was truly impressive, even by Soviet standards, but it just wasn’t enough.”

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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