Dr. Fauci updates personal protective equipment guidelines as stay-at-home orders lifted

The U.S. Centers for Disease Control, in consultation with the World Health Organization and the Chinese Communist Party, has released new personal protective equipment guidelines for any Americans choosing to leave the safety of their homes before the Wuhan Virus pandemic is officially over.

“In addition to cloth masks covering the nose and mouth, we also recommend blindfolds fashioned from household items or made at home from common materials, and inexpensive noise-canceling headphones manufactured in China that can be purchased almost anywhere,” Dr. Anthony Fauci said at today’s coronavirus briefing.

“This virus is evil, and could kill anyone who sees, hears, or speaks about it except authorized persons like me,” Dr. Fauci said. “I’m also ordering you not to watch that video with Dr. Judy Mikovits because the government put her in prison to shut her up and she’s still talking.”

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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