For less than $7,000 a week you can implement the Cuomo Coronavirus Protocol

The point of this story is that access to health care and medicine is not a privilege, but a human right, and anyone with descretionary income of about $7,000 a week can partake of the maximum restfulness in full isolation that is required to implement the Cuomo Coronavirus Protocol and recover from a virus infection in style.

If you find that many of the lifestyle choices, foods, remedies, and medical equipment detailed below are just not widely available or affordable, you can still have a fighting chance of beating the virus if you just spend $1,900 a week on healthy food. And remember: meditation and breathing are free.

For those who disapprove of the high cost (aka “investment”) needed to fully implement the CCP, please listen to the trusted New York Governor, whose name also happens to be Cuomo, when he says “Love wins.”

And don’t despair if all you have is an uninsulated garage to camp out in and just enough savings to afford 9 days of beans and rice. Just love the people who have no garage and no food, and you win.

And now, on to the actual cost of the CCP. (All prices verified as of 4/24/2020.)

Medical Consultation and Equipment: $4,698

  • Consultation with a doctor from the Hamptons $999
  • Vitamin C drip $300
  • CGAM Body Charger $3,000
  • Pulsed Electromagnetic Field (PEMF) machine $399

Vitamins/herbs/minerals: $470

  • Sinex $27.16
  • Antivirals $47.95
  • KappArrest $59.88
  • Cinchona officinalis (Peruvian bark) $34.95
  • Zinc $44.97
  • Alka-C $18.90
  • Vitamin B Complex $12.99
  • Vitamin D (Organic) $19.99
  • Echinacea Osha $34.00
  • Respiratory Response (White Lung brand) $22.95
  • Glutathione powder $44.00
  • Medicinal floral xanthium $27.90
  • Medicinal floral magnolia $29.99
  • Viracid from Orthomolecular $42.98

Food: $1,930

  • Ayurvedic foods $810 ($90 per day for 9 days)
  • Acquolina Italian takeout (prices not published)
  • Organic coffee $31.80 (40 oz. bag)
  • Liver-cleansing smoothie $20 (30 servings)
  • Mango chutney $21.88 (32 oz)
  • Organic chicken soup with spinach, carrots, ginger, black pepper $108 (8 servings)
  • Organic oatmeal $69 (farm to fork 10 lb. bag)
  • Chayote sambar $25 (3 lbs.)
  • Lumi organic juices $185.68 (48-pack)
  • Juice Press Reset Plan $477 (9 days)
  • Organic Krush Wellness Shots $180 (32 servings)

Lifestyle Choices: $85 + intangible costs

  • 8-10 hours of uninterrupted sleep per night
  • 4 hours of rest, recovery, and reflection per day
  • 1 hour of meditation to reduce cortisol levels per day
  • Resonance Breathing and Pranayama lessons from yogi Erika Halweil
  • The Breathing App, by Deepak Chopra and Eddie Stern
  • Bath with 1 pound of sea salt $9.17 each
  • Bath with 14 oz. of baking soda $2.83 each
  • Bath with 1/2 cup of Clorox Healthcare Germicidal Bleach $23.25 + $50 shipping

Estimated cost $7,204 for 9 days

Image: Aquolina Catering

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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