Former Vice President Joe Biden and former First Lady Michelle Obama released photos today of “American pride practice sessions” as Joe continues to build his presidential transition team from his home in Greenville, Delaware.
“She’s looking forward to being proud of her country for the second time in her life, and Joe is helping her figure out how to do that,” said former president Barack Obama, lounging under a shade tree at least six feet away from the alleged running mates.
The two pals have been rehearsing at Joe’s home in Greenville for several months, sources say, but Michelle still says if any hand has to go over the heart why can’t it be the left one.
“She hated America before I became president, and now she hates America again and there’s still a lot about the country she doesn’t get,” Barack said. “We both think America is downright mean, but can finally make a comeback after Trump tried to make it great again.”
Aides say the pair has also been practicing proper social distancing techniques, but that it’s really Joe who needs to work that out, and the sooner the better.
But the Obamas made clear, as they have before, that no one should doubt their blackness even if Michelle does become Vice President to an old white man with a tendency to touch women inappropriately.