Democrats: Voters need Virus ID before November election

As the 2020 presidential election approaches, and the world struggles to end the Coronavirus pandemic and the Trump administration, Democrat election consultants are advising the Joe Biden campaign that all eligible voters should be injected with an invisible Virus ID as soon as possible.

Developed by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, the high-tech injection is similar to a tattoo but administered with a “microneedle patch” that deposits a data-bearing grid of nanoparticles — similar to a QR Code — under the skin. Undetectable in visible light, the code can be read by a smartphone equipped with an infrared camera.

Voters can be scanned at polling places. To ensure safety and health for all, carriers of COVID-19 would be turned away from the polls.

“Unlike Jim Crow Voter ID laws that make it impossible for low-income, racial and ethnic minorities, the elderly, and people with disabilities to obtain a government-issued photo ID, Virus ID is completely free and can be administered at hospitals, grocery stores, the DMV, drive-through coronavirus testing stations, or anywhere citizens have to stand in line,” said presidential candidate Joe Biden in the longest comprehensible sentence he has uttered during the entire 2020 campaign.

“We want voters to be comfortable that we are safeguarding their democracy by shunning people who could infect them at polling places,” said Biden. “The goal is widespread adoption, but a 30% injection rate would be enough to keep people voting Democrat for the next 100 years.”

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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