Nintendo makes ‘DemPanic’ game free for all during coronavirus home lockdown

The West is facing its worst crisis since 1939 because of a new global pandemic.

Your mission is to build an elite disease disinformation team, coordinate with Communist dictators, push as many people as possible into panic, effectively label your class enemies as racists, fascists, and homophobes, and permanently weaken America by overwhelming its social, medical, psychological and physical infrastructure before capitalism kills us all.

The first player to implement International Socialism wins.

That’s the scenario in Nintendo’s new massive online, turn-based, multiplayer strategy game called “DemPanic” that everyone* can play for free during the worldwide coronavirus lockdown.

The game starts after thousands of people have already died and a profound economic crisis has, for the first time in history, made worldwide International Socialism a true possibility.

But one man — the President of the United States — can still disrupt your plans by falsely telling the world that the People’s Republic of Wuhan caused the pandemic by allowing the bodily fluids of living, dead, and dying animals — and all the bacteria, viruses and parasites they carry — to come into direct contact with millions of human shoppers.

Don’t let him win. Find the cure by nationalizing supply chains, implementing central planning, invoking martial law, stoking victimhood and grievance culture, and redistributing all wealth to the poor. Spare no expense. Win the war on capitalism.

  • Type: Simulation, Strategy
  • Modes: Solo without AI, Massive Online Multiplayer
  • Number of players: 1 to 1 billion
  • Expansions: “October Surprise” and “Virulent Strain” are available to purchase from the game shop on PC & mobile versions

* Game playability varies because although all players are equal, some players are more equal than others.

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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