Trans athlete takes over Warren candidacy after winning ‘gentlemen’s bet’ wrestling match

Trans athlete Mack Beggs has replaced Elizabeth Warren on the presidential campaign trail after the Massachusetts Democrat agreed to a wrestling match and tapped out in humiliating defeat.

“I still don’t think trans athletes are a threat,” Warren said after regaining consciousness. “I just wish he’d been taking a lower dose of testosterone. When I get back to the Senate, I’ll be submitting legislation to look at the question.”

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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