Now that the U.S. Senate has voted to acquit President Donald J. Trump on impeachment charges, a Democratic Party in the throes of violent schizophrenia is preparing to impeach the next Democrat president no matter who it is.

• Democratic strategist James Carville is preparing to impeach Bernie Sanders.
• Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders is preparing to impeach billionaire Mike Bloomberg.
• Elizabeth Warren is preparing to impeach Bernie, who is also preparing to impeach her.
• Filmmaker Michael Moore is preparing to impeach anyone who isn’t Bernie Sanders.
• The Congressional Black Caucus is preparing to impeach Pete Buttigieg or Elizabeth Warren.
• Pete Butttigieg is preparing to impeach any president over the age of 40, and the Electoral College.
• Joe Biden is preparing to impeach anyone who isn’t Joe Biden.
• Everyone is preparing to impeach Andrew Yang.

Although the Sanders campaign denies it, other Democratic factions are preparing more revolutionary efforts to overthrow any Democratic president who isn’t Bernie Sanders.

And surprise candidate Hiltasha Clintonov is preparing a counter-revolution with the endorsement of Vladimir Putin.