Iowa milk producers ask residents, ‘Where’s Joe, Fat?’

Democrat candidate for president Joe Biden is missing in Iowa, and local milk producers have put his photograph on “2% Fat” milk cartons in an effort to find him.

The Daisy Hill Happy Cow Milk Farm, which distributes their product in Des Moines, printed several million cartons of 2% Fat after the Police Department issued a “silver alert” for the former Vice President.

The police described Biden as a “78-year-old white male, last seen leaving the Iowa caucuses, who may be suffering from electoral depression and delusions of grandeur.”

Concerned citizens who think they’ve seen Mr. Biden are urged to call 1-800-TRUTH-TEAM or email flag@whitehouse.gov.

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