Iowa milk producers ask residents, ‘Where’s Joe, Fat?’

Democrat candidate for president Joe Biden is missing in Iowa, and local milk producers have put his photograph on “2% Fat” milk cartons in an effort to find him.

The Daisy Hill Happy Cow Milk Farm, which distributes their product in Des Moines, printed several million cartons of 2% Fat after the Police Department issued a “silver alert” for the former Vice President.

The police described Biden as a “78-year-old white male, last seen leaving the Iowa caucuses, who may be suffering from electoral depression and delusions of grandeur.”

Concerned citizens who think they’ve seen Mr. Biden are urged to call 1-800-TRUTH-TEAM or email

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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