After Davos exorcism, House Democrats line up to have negative energy pulled out of their butts

Once a year, billionaires and millionaires fly their private jets to Davos, Switzerland to be enlightened by events like Clowns Without Borders moderating international panel discussions between Surveyors Without Borders and Engineers Without Borders.

This year, a dancer who’s married to a hockey player had negative energy pulled out of her butt in the Equality Lounge as she “jerked and writhed on a massage table” in front of a “bodyworker.”

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said she watched the video of John Amaral pulling negative energy out of Julianne Hough’s butt 42 times while she was supposed to be paying attention to the impeachment trial of President Trump.

“I couldn’t stop thinking of the vast amount of negative energy that builds up as Democrats do the work of protecting the Constitution for the American people,” said Pelosi. “After the president is removed from office, we’re adding an Equality Lounge to the Congressional Wellness Center.”

“I watched a video of that man pulling that negative energy out of her butt and I knew I needed some of that action,” said Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Los Angeles). “If the World Economic Forum can offer relief, release, and freedom like that, why can’t the U.S. Congress?”

The Equality Lounge will be the first addition to the Wellness Center since it was built without public disclosure in 1962.

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