Doomsday Clock changed to Light Years as people lose interest in Climate Catastrophe

A recent change to the Doomsday Clock has loaned a new sense of urgency to the fight against catastrophic man-made planetary climate change.

“We used to measure the likelihood of a man-made global catastrophe in hours, but that didn’t communicate much urgency,” said Arthur Clark of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, which maintains the clock.

The Clock was changed to minutes when President Reagan almost plunged the world into a nuclear winter in the 1980s, and then to seconds when Greta Thunberg arrived on the scene in August 2018.

“We though about changing to milliseconds,” Clark said, “but who would pay attention if we said ‘you have 120,000 milliseconds before humanity destroys the planet’?”

After the most recent update, the clock will always say there are zero light years until global catastrophe occurs.

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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