Journalist repeatedly broadcasts stories too good to be true, wonders why everyone hates her

Los Angeles (AP) — Broadcast journalist Elise Inyoran broke down in tears moments after reporting live from the newsroom that the Westfield Mall would be selling women’s shoes for 100% off the retail price.

“Why does everyone hate me?” she asked, watching a steady stream of insults fill her Twitter feed.

“I’m just doing my job!” she said, dabbing wet mascara from her eyelids. “Last week I reported that Democrats were taking big money out of politics, and back in 2018 I reported that all the ice from Glacier National Park would be melted by this year. I don’t understand why no one believes me!”

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