Journalist repeatedly broadcasts stories too good to be true, wonders why everyone hates her

Los Angeles (AP) — Broadcast journalist Elise Inyoran broke down in tears moments after reporting live from the newsroom that the Westfield Mall would be selling women’s shoes for 100% off the retail price.

“Why does everyone hate me?” she asked, watching a steady stream of insults fill her Twitter feed.

“I’m just doing my job!” she said, dabbing wet mascara from her eyelids. “Last week I reported that Democrats were taking big money out of politics, and back in 2018 I reported that all the ice from Glacier National Park would be melted by this year. I don’t understand why no one believes me!”

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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