The impeachment trial of President Donald Trump has been postponed after the Senate swore an oath to “do impartial justice according to the Constitution and laws, so help you God” and God finally decided he’d had enough.
Moments after the Senators responded “I do,” a supernatural fire swept through the Capitol like a tornado and exited the top of the rotunda, funneling the charred remains of 100 former politicians into the atmosphere above Washington, DC.
“Things are very formal, very solemn now,” said NBC News anchor Lester Holt said after the holy fire swept through the chamber. “Every media person I’ve spoken to honestly can’t understand why they were spared.”
Fox News Sunday‘s Chris Wallace told viewers, “Not a single Senator escaped the gravity of the moment. This is a deadly serious matter now. We need a hundred new Senators who will tell the truth to the country, and I don’t think we are entirely certain how it will play out.”
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said she’s confident God wants her to continue without the Senate.