Duchess Minnie moves in with Canadian billionaire, Prince Mickey tries to soothe royal family

Minnie Mouse, the Duchess of Mouseton by marriage, has renounced the royal household and moved in with Canadian billionaire Sylvester Shyster, a crooked financier and evil uranium mining mastermind bent on depriving Mickey of his inheritance and getting Minnie her own TV show.

The royal couple will reportedly make their home in Canada, with the goal of moving to the entertainment capitol of Wartwood Swamp, but only if Mayor Toadstool is impeached.

Prince Mickey, who has publicly stated that he supports Minnie, has stayed behind in Calisota to smooth things over with his family.

It is unclear what role, if any, the prince and duchess will play in the future of Mouseton.

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.