Dead General Soleimani poses 0% threat to world peace, but is still serious threat to hometown

The latest YouGov poll of likely German voters finds that 41% think U.S. President Donald Trump is the greatest threat to world peace, while 0% think dead Iranian General Qasem Soleimani is still a threat.

Unfortunately, the general still poses a serious threat to the people of his hometown, where hundreds were killed or injured during a procession to mourn his death at the hands of the Great Satan.

Just before 56 people were killed and 213 injured in the town of Kerman, in southeastern Iran, photographs show his body being driven through the streets in a Chevrolet pickup truck built the Great Satan himself.

Other photos of mourning have flooded the Internet, including one that shows Revolutionary Guard leaders and staff despondent after their failed attack on the American embassy in Baghdad.

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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