Torrance, Calif. (AP) — U.S. Secret Service agents have confirmed that comedian George Lopez is demanding half of the $40 million that Iran contributed to Joe Biden’s presidential campaign last night.
Biden received the donation after using diplomatic channels to send a fake severed head of Donald Trump to Iran in response to the $80 million bounty on the president.
Comedian George Lopez immediately demanded a $20 million finder’s fee. “I didn’t crawl out of my bar in Torrance and advocate the assassination of the president for nothing,” Lopez said. “And I’m not sharing my cut with Kathy Griffin, either.”
Experts say Iran’s donation is legal under international law because the fake Trump head was delivered by a Middle East proxy working for former Obama administration Secretary of State John Kerry.