Hasbro cancels ‘Rescue Bots: Hero of Benghazi’ after Trump saves Baghdad embassy

“Hillary Clinton took a 3 a.m. call Saturday morning and immediately went into action,” says the narrator, “ordering a dramatic rescue of brave Americans from the rooftop of the consulate in Benghazi.”

That breathtaking action was supposed to take place in an important new addition to Hasbro’s “Rescue Bots” franchise, and was due to hit shelves for Christmas 2019.

“The project was unfortunately delayed after Clinton violated the non-disclosure agreement on Twitter,” said Hasbro spokeswoman Prica Giocattolo. “It was delayed again when market research showed that most parents now believe Hillary left Americans to die in Benghazi.”

“But the final nail in the coffin happened this week when President Trump actually did save the American embassy in Baghdad,” Giocattolo added.

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