Michael Moore starts up ‘Three White Guys’ private security firm

Detroit, Mich. (MSNBC) — Filmmaker Michael Moore says it’s a good thing to be afraid of white guys walking down the street, and his new affordable private security firm is giving low- and middle-income people access to the kind of protection that privileged people have always enjoyed.

“With Three White Guys at your side, you don’t need to participate in post-racial America,” Moore said. “And you won’t have to move over to the other sidewalk, either.”

To keep the services affordable, 3WG only contracts with current and former law-enforcement officers who voted for Trump and don’t care about fighting for $15 an hour.

“Everybody knows white people have not changed, and my security company puts that reputation to work for you,” Moore said. “Everything is not okay just because we elected Obama. But with protection from 3WG, everyone on your block will know that these are not good people walking with you.”

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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