What is the sound of one hand clapping for White Supremacy?

Turn to the Volk consciousness and connect with your Nazi self.

That is the meaning of the most important mudra — meaning “seal” or “gesture” — ever to be taught by practitioners of National Socialist Yoga.

“National Socialist Yoga is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical,” said its most famous yogi, Moberra Sese Seko, a black White Supremacist from the Democratic Republic of Berkeley and early adopter of Bay Area Fascism.

“When performing the gesture, the thumb symbolizes loyalty to the Fuhrer — meaning ‘guide’ — and the index finger refers to the practitioner’s blood,” said Moberra. “So the circle formed by this volk mudra represents the mystical and endless union of the Guide with the People’s Community.”

The gesture also promotes mental health and facilitates the denunciation of soulless materialism, individualism, and secularized urban industrial society, while advocating the superior purity and wisdom of the Nordic race, regardless of the practitioner’s skin color.

Some of the more famous practitioners of National Socialist Yoga include Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez.

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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