FBI offers 30% holiday discount on BleachBit data privacy software

The Federal Bureau of Investigation is helping consumers pretend they can protect themselves as if they were Hillary Clinton by offering a 30% discount code for BleachBit software.

Act now and you’ll receive a free cloth or something that provides no protection of any kind for people whose names are not Hillary Clinton.

Announced today, the offer has absolutely nothing to do with the FBI Inspector General’s report on its investigation of private U.S. citizens and a presidential campaign that was sparked after Hillary Clinton paid the Russians for a fake dossier that failed to prevent the election of President Trump.

The discount deal is also completely separate from another FBI program that allows you to get your “rap sheet” — aka “identity history summary check” (IdHSC) — by submitting your fingerprints at the U.S. Post Office when shipping Christmas gifts to friends and relatives.

Although the IdHSC program will inform you if no proof of your rap sheet exists, no history-wiping cloth or something is available unless your name is Hillary Clinton.

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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