Gov. Newsom announces recall of black tar heroin tainted with flesh-eating bacteria

San Diego (Reuters) — California Gov. Gavin Newsom has announced a recall of Mexican black tar heroin after 13 cases of deadly “wound botulism” were reported by San Diego county hospitals in the last 60 days.

“Product tainted with flesh-eating bacteria can be returned to the point of sale or dropped off at the mayor’s office of any sanctuary city,” Newsom said.

The bacteria causes myonecrosis, a severe soft tissue infection that destroys muscle and carries a 70% death rate if left untreated.

When asked if customers could expect refunds for the infected product, Newsom said he is negotiating with cartel leaders and utterly rejects President Trump’s war-like approach to the problem.

“The worst thing we could do is declare war on flesh-eating bacteria,” Newsom said. “We tried a war on drugs and it didn’t work.”

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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