Jim Carrey jealous of Manson artwork, to ‘do something’ about it

Notorious Hollywood actor Jim Carrey is reportedly jealous of the never-before seen artworks produced by notorious Hollywood murderer Charles Manson. And he needs to “do something” about it.

“We always say ‘do something’ when something important happens, like another mass murder,” Carrey said. “And Manson is one of those important things you can’t ignore. He reshaped the way we looked at humanity. That’s what I want to do.”

Carrey didn’t explain further, but art critics and law enforcement officers are worried.

“Jim Carrey is an astonishingly bad painter and sculptor,” said British art critic Jonathan Jones. “It’s genuinely scary to look at what stars are doing now in the name of ‘art.’ Is a work of art a window on the soul? Let’s hope not, for Jim Carrey’s sake.”

Collector Ben Gurecki is showing Manson’s art from Aug. 8 to 11 at the Lethal Amounts Gallery in Los Angeles, and law enforcement will be there just in case Carrey shows up.

“We’re still investigating 12 unsolved murders that might have involved the Manson Family,” said a former LAPD detective who worked the cold cases. “I’ve seen Carrey’s art. It reminds me of Charles. And not in a good way.”

Another critic who will be at the Lethal Amounts opening said he believes the actor wasn’t talking about art at all.

“Manson was the better artist,” said critic Gwybod Moord. “Carrey’s art is so awful it can only reshape humanity in the wrong way, and LAPD should confiscate his paintbrushes to protect the rest of us. But that’s not what Jim was talking about.”

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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