AOC chief of staff quits to head Green New Reich security force

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s chief of staff Saikat Chakrabarti has quit the congresswoman’s D.C. office to head a new security force for the Green New Reich.

The paramilitary force — called the “New Consensus Detachment” — will be tasked with protecting the Reich’s propaganda korps from unfair fact-checking.

“My official title with the Detachment is Climate Nazi, but it isn’t a climate thing at all,” said Chakrabarti. “It’s a final solution for our how-do-you-change-the-entire-means-of-production-thing, and we will secure our victory by any means necessary.”

Chakrabarti, 33, is a Harvard graduate and technology entrepreneur who became an enforcer for Bernie Sanders during the socialist’s 2016 presidential campaign.

The first task of the Detachment, according to sources, will be to squash rumors that Chakrabarti quit AOC’s staff after photographs and video of him wearing a T-shirt of Nazi collaborator Subhas Chandra Bose were unfairly published on the Internet.

“Yeah, we call him the Climate Nazi, but in a good way,” said Ocasio-Cortez. “Reactionary fascist forces who built the concentration camps on the border are also responsible for smearing him as an actual Nazi collaborator.”

Democrat Party officials said internal Party documents will refer to the New Consensus Detachment as “Brownshirts R Us” because the phrase has “a more playful feel” to it.

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