The Food and Drug Administration has approved human trials of a drug that could prevent voters from dying of hysterical laughter.

“The deaths began when President Obama said you can keep your doctor, and have been escalating ever since,” said a spokesman from Kaléo Pharmaceuticals, which is managing the trials.

“We saw a death spike this week when Vox Media said YouTube ‘appears to be broken in some ways that we can’t tolerate,'” said Kaléo. “But that was nothing compared to when Hillary said she would accept the election results.“

Vast numbers of voters have died in recent years, and not only from hysterical laughter. For instance, half the residents of Bolinas, CA, died when the GOP passed a healthcare bill.

If you — or a family member or a friend — are at risk from a paroxysm of hysteria-induced laughter, please contact Kaléo for your free sample.