Hillary and Hasbro add ‘Hero of Benghazi Edition’ to popular Rescue Bots franchise

“President Hillary Clinton took a 3 a.m. call Saturday morning and immediately went into action,” says the narrator, “ordering a dramatic rescue of brave Americans from the rooftop of the consulate in Benghazi.”

The breathtaking action takes place in an important new addition to Hasbro’s ‘Rescue Bots’ franchise, and will be available for Christmas 2019.

“Hasbro and the Clinton Foundation have collaborated on an important new addition to the Rescue Bots franchise,” Mrs. Clinton proudly announced recently. “The teaser video will be available Saturday, May 26.”

Unexpectedly, the promotion took a dark twist on the morning of May 26 when Mrs. Clinton tweeted a bizarre question to Hasbro at 3:17 a.m. Pacific time.

“I haven’t seen the teaser yet,” Clinton tweeted. “It’s 3 a.m. somewhere. Where are we on this, @Hasbro?”

Hasbro has not yet commented on Clinton’s question.

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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