Elizabeth Warren has violated her military non-aggression pact with Gaia and opened a new front in the Climate Jihad by recruiting “American Taliban” John Walker Lindh, “a proven warrior in the fight against extremism.”
“Almost every segment of American society is already engaged in Jihad,” said hopeful Supreme Leader Warren at a campaign stop in Iowa. “We’re fighting the enemy on the International Front, the Industrial Front, the Political Front, and the Personal Front. But today we open the Military Front.”
Warren made the announcement outside a family restaurant, where Lindh — who served most of a 20-year sentence for opposing the Great Satan in Afghanistan — joined her after being released from prison in Indiana.
“Now that I’m no longer a political prisoner, I can honor my faith once again by taking part in the Climate Jihad,” Lindh said. “Elizabeth Warren has been doing a spectacular job, but she can’t win the war alone.”