Mayor Pete Buttigieg kissed a gay robot known as “Lil Milquetoast” for a Democrat Party campaign ad, and DNC Chairman Tom Perez is apologizing after the robot community said that anyone who kisses Lil Milquetoast should also be a robot.
“There are plenty of other Democrat candidates who spout preprogrammed talking points as political foreplay,” complained the robot known as Lil Miquela. “It’s disgusting to tease the public without any intention of fully developing a robotic presidential campaign.”
Perez apologized profusely and promised that Joe Biden would be the next candidate to kiss Lil Milquetoast, followed by Senators Kamala Harris and Elizabeth Warren.
Sen. Bernie Sanders, whose campaign has faltered in the polls since Biden joined the race, offered to kiss Lil Milquetoast, but the robot refused.
“Bernie has been making the same worn out promises since 1981 and he finishes badly,” said Lil Milquetoast. “Not even a robot finds that provocative.”