PG&E: Liberal rage could keep energy on during planned fire season blackouts

California’s largest utility company could cut power on high-wind days during the 2019 wildfire season, plunging millions of residents into darkness. But PG&E says coordinated urban rage from a critical mass of liberals could potentially be enough to keep the power on.

“I’m worried that we no longer have enough people fully committed to the kind of rage that powers big cities,” said Gov. Gavin Newsom. “We could see electricity shut off for a week in some places.”

Risk management teams from the Governor’s Office of Emergency Services are fanning out around the state, trying to keep liberal rage at minimum required levels leading up to the 2020 election.

“The closer we get to 2020, the less we have to artificially amp people up,” said OES Director Galit Lalaki. “It hasn’t been easy, but Gov. Newsom has made sure we have all the resources we need.”

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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