Iran reaches deal to import Alyssa Milano ‘Purity’ rings

The Islamic Republic of Iran has announced a deal with the Trump Administration that allows Alyssa Milano’s line of “Purity” rings to be excluded from economic sanctions.

Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei said Iran’s morality police would be verifying that unmarried women and men are wearing the rings at checkpoints throughout the country.

The trade deal comes just as Milano and Supreme Leader Khamenei both launched “sex strikes” in their respective countries.

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