Iran reaches deal to import Alyssa Milano ‘Purity’ rings

The Islamic Republic of Iran has announced a deal with the Trump Administration that allows Alyssa Milano’s line of “Purity” rings to be excluded from economic sanctions.

Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei said Iran’s morality police would be verifying that unmarried women and men are wearing the rings at checkpoints throughout the country.

The trade deal comes just as Milano and Supreme Leader Khamenei both launched “sex strikes” in their respective countries.

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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