Trump trades Steph Curry to North Korea for nuclear deal

President Trump has traded Golden State Warriors star Stephen Curry to North Korea in exchange for a nuclear disarmament deal.

“We all knew Kim Jong Un had requested famous basketball players to normalize relations between the two countries,” Curry said. “But frankly, I thought it would be Dennis Rodman.”

Like his father, Kim is a diehard NBA fan. Since boarding school in Switzerland, Kim has said he loves playing basketball and has even been photographed wearing a Chicago Bulls sweatshirt and Nike sneakers.

According to the Washington Post, the Obama administration almost sent Michael Jordan to North Korea to jumpstart diplomatic efforts.

“I can’t believe Obama wimped out,” Curry said on hearing the news of the trade. “Why do bad things always happen to me?”

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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