Internet to rename New Zealand after PM notices ‘Nazi’ contains same consonants

The Prime Minister of New Zealand has asked the Internet to rename her country because it shares two consonants — letters that are not vowels — with the word “Nazi.”

PM Jacinda Ardern has also called for leaving the British Commonwealth for two reasons. First, because Queen Elizabeth II descends from the German House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha. And second, 74% of Kiwis are of European ancestry.

Voting has already begun.

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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