SF Homeless Drug Addict Expo replaces Flower & Garden Show

The Cow Palace in San Francisco will host the first annual Homeless Drug Addict and Outdoor Camping Expo this year after the 34-year-old San Francisco Flower & Garden Show announced it has moved to Sacramento.

The Expo will be held this weekend, March 23-24, at 2600 Geneva Ave, Daly City, CA 94014. Capacity for the event is 12,953. Poop Patrol staffers will be demonstrating their industrial-strength sidewalk steam cleaner, and Lava Mae will offer tours of their innovative Muni buses that have been converted into shower stalls.

Other events include learning how to create your own homeless camp with hands-on demonstrations and inspiring seminars, and meeting with professional homeless drug addicts who can help solve those nagging problems like what to wear when sleeping off a heroin high during rush hour at the BART station.

Attendees will be able to browse a wide selection of specialty shops featuring every legal and illegal drug known to humankind, and learn how to snort, inject, or smoke a variety of substances in a safe and taxpayer-supported venue.

You can attend the show or be part of it! Either way, be sure to be there!

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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