Academie Francaise drops ‘male-dominated’ language in favor of Arabic

Decades after other French-speaking countries adopted feminine names for professions, France has decided to replace their mother tongue entirely with a more female-friendly language.

The Académie Française announced the switch to Arabic when it became clear that the “natural evolution” of French wasn’t happening fast enough and millions of Muslim immigrants demanded a more feminist language.

Citizens of the modern French state also dislike the male-dominated language because of its militaristic origins. French is descended from the Vulgar Latin, passed down by Roman conquerors in the first century A.D.

The new language takes effect immediately.

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