Kim Jong-Un supports ‘Green New Deal’ with 60-hour train journey to Vietnam

Kim Jong-Un supports the Green New Deal by taking a train 2,000 miles to Vietnam. (Associated Press file photo)

Instead of taking a short flight to Vietnam’s capital, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un rode his armored train for 60 hours over 2,000 miles to meet President Donald Trump for their second nuclear summit.

“AOC supports my socialism, and I support her Green New Deal,” President Jong-Un said through a translator, using the preferred term of endearment for Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY). “In the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea we are very concerned about climate change.”

Ocasio-Cortez praised President Jong-Un’s choice of transportation. “The great leader’s train only manages 33 miles per hour,” she said, using President Jong-Un’s preferred term of endearment, “but we have to start somewhere if the entire world is going to make air travel unnecessary.”

Jong-Un and Ocasio-Cortez also share other endearing qualities besides their hyphenated last names and a love for massive social transformation.

According to Ocasio-Cortez, the Green New Deal is “a 10-year plan to mobilize every aspect of American society at a scale not seen since World War 2 to achieve net-zero greenhouse gas emissions.” Estimated to cost up to $9 trillion a year, the plan calls for upgrading or replacing “every building in the U.S. for state-of-the-art energy efficiency.”

Jong-Un said he was “jealous of AOC” because North Korea can still only afford 5-year plans.

When asked how North Korea would feed its people and pay for a massive infrastructure overhaul, Jong-Un quoted Ocasio-Cortez. “The question isn’t how will we pay for it, but what will we do with our new shared prosperity,” said the Sun of the Socialist Future.

Editor’s Note: We reached out to AOC’s staff, who said they share hyphenated last names. Jong-Un is actually Baby Kim’s first name. We apologize for the error.

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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