Ilhan Omar’s vagina ‘stolen’ by Republicans, six dead in Minnesota riot

A riot in the “Little Mogadishu” neighborhood of Minneapolis left six people dead after Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) claimed her vagina had been “stolen by Republicans.”

This is a fast-breaking story and no other details of the vagina theft were available at press time.

However, convicted ex-congressman Anthony Weiner (D-NY) claimed in a press conference that “Republicans stole my penis” before his release from the Federal Medical Center in Devens, Mass.

Genital theft is trending in Democrat politics as officeholders and candidates alike search for themes that will get refugees to the ballot box.

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