San Mateo, Calif. — The Asian owner of a local German restaurant apologized yesterday for banning customers who wear “Make America Great Again” hats, but Democrat presidential candidate Kamala Harris blamed the Alt-Right for the intolerance.
“I know Kenji Lopez-Alt, the multicultural Asian chef of the German restaurant,” said Harris, “and he would never be such an intolerant, culture-appropriating bigot. I blame Alt Kenji Lopez.”
When reporters stared at her, apparently too dumbfounded to respond, Harris clarified.
“If anyone should apologize, it’s Alt-Right white-supremacists of German descent who would dare to open a Mexican restaurant in Alta California,” said Harris, “not Lopez-Alt.”
The Wursthall Restaurant and Bierhaus at Baldwin and B Street in San Mateo serves bratwurst, schnitzel, and pretzels paired with a robust offering of German beer.