Democrats cancel vote on clean water to rally against In-N-Out Burger


The Chairman of the California Democratic Party yesterday announced a boycott of In-N-Out Burger. Today, legislators cancelled a vote on two clean water bills to rally against Anthony Bourdain’s favorite Los Angles restaurant.

Chairman Eric Bauman kicked off the rally by reading from Leviticus.

“Being someone who’s a person of faith, I take a lot of my mindset from the words of the ancient rabbis and such,” he said, reprising his speech from the 2016 Democratic Party Convention. “And I want to quote from a portion of Leviticus. ‘Treat the stranger among you, as if he were one of your own, for ye yourself were a stranger in the land of Egypt.'”

The crowd was silent for a moment, and then Bauman shouted.

“Now get out there and boycott the shit out of In-N-Out Burger!”

Senate Bills 844 and 845 would address grievances of 1 million California residents who are potentially being exposed to unsafe water, mostly in poor communities and in the Central Valley.

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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