Chick-fil-A offers Muslim halal chicken so Twitter CEO can eat at anti-gay restaurant without apologizing


Chicken fast food chain Chick-fil-A, which has long been accused of being anti-gay, is now offering meat prepared according to Muslim law so Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey can eat there without apologizing to the gay community.

“We were really upset when Jack ate a chicken sandwich during Pride Month,” said CNN Anchor Soledad O’Brien. “But now that Chick-fil-A is a Muslim restaurant we can feel pride no matter when he eats there.”

Many on Twitter who expressed hatred of Dorsey’s previous chicken choice praised Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy for adopting halal practices.

“What would Allah do during #PrideMonth?” wrote one. “Make Chick-fil-A free for all.”

“Twitter helped notoriously anti-gay company throw bigotry off a building during #PrideMonth,” tweeted another.

Dorsey was quick to tweet new pics of a halal chicken sandwich receipt, writing, “You’re right, everyone can now completely forget about their background.”

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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