Roseanne opens Starbucks franchise after attending 4-hour racial bias training


Roseanne Barr, who was fired from her #1 show on ABC hours after posting racially offensive tweets at former Obama White House adviser Valerie Jarrett, has announced a new career after attending three hours of racial bias training at Starbucks.

“A lot can happen in two hours,” said the comedian who had been a failed racist disgrace earlier in the day. “For me, that’s owning a Starbucks.”

“Starbucks and I are doing everything we can to prove that we take racial equality very seriously,” she told Al Jazeera reporter Gabriel Elizondo. “But anti-bias trainings can’t cover the full complexity when it comes to addressing white supremacy, which is why my coffee shop will be open 24 hours a day.”

ABC’s head of entertainment Channing Dungey, who fired Roseanne, welcomed the move. “I used to buy Starbucks (Nasdaq: SBUX) once a day,” said Dungey, “but since the incident in Philadelphia I stop there twice a day. That’s how important racial equality is to me.”

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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